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gods-perfect-idiots · 3 months ago

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something something blood-soaked hands cradling your face something something

anyway here's the post btw

#what if post dp3 logan struggles to emotionally accept that wade Will Actually For Real Survive Anything #and one time they are fighting some random baddies #and they somehow get in a few shots straight to wade's cranium and he drops like a bag of slutty slutty potatoes #and logan goes full berserker trying to get to him #like he just massacres everyone in his way and wade still isnt getting up ohnoohnoohnonotagainohno #(healing factor or no a few direct shots to the brain stem/t box take a bit to recover from)#(no more than five minutes but it's an eternity to logan)#and his heart sinks to the very core of the earth as he kneels down next to wade's body #and his hands are shaking and soaked in blood and he can't seem to sheathe his claws in his dazed adrenalined state #he tries to peel back wade's mask and fear is just *pounding* through his system because in that moment #all he can see are the xmen dead in massive pools of blood #and that feeling of unreality is rushing over him like thiscantbehappeningthiscantbehappeningnotagainohgodnotagain #wade's still and unresponsive and there is so Much BLOOD (hard to tell how much is Wade's and how much is just on his hands)#and logan doesn't even realize he's crying until suddenly wade's eyes light up like a computer restarting #and he's smiling and gasping and joking immediately #“well howdy there hot stuff what did I miss?”#and then he clocks that logan is Not Okay #“... well gee willikers golly goddamn peanut 'twas only a flesh wound! no need to go all waterworks over lil ol me”#“you know it would take a helluva lot more than that to make me shuffle off this here mortal coil!”#“see all better I'm hunky dory peachy keen right as fucking rain”#“I mean cmon I can't have been out for more than five minutes so let's just go back to you being exasperated with my bullshit antics okay??#“...okay sugarboobs? snookums? babycakes?.... Logan?”#and they just sit there on the floor holding each other for a while #wade babbling and logan crying about everything he's lost and wondering distantly how he has come to care so much #about this blithering jokester in like barely a week #that the thought of losing him brought him crashing back to the worst memory of his extremely rough life #anyway that's enough tag mini fic lolol I'm having feelings about my own drawing I guess 😵#poolverine #deadpool and wolverine #poolverine art

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nots0nu · 1 day ago

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Cedric week:

•Day four

•JAN 8TH• magical mishaps!!!!

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wu-wakfu-undertale · 2 months ago

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Re-watching wakfu for the first time in years and s1 Yugo was so silly???

dude discovered he could make portals at will and his first thought after actually acknowledging it is "i can do so many cool pranks with this"

#he was just a kid..... guys he was just a kid....#HE WAS SO SILLY #also the fact that after eva told him they used to call amalia princess gobball he just laughs at it ☠️#was he 12? i think he was in s1 #why dont they ever celebrate characters bdays tho #thinking over it now there was little to no chill time for these guys #sure there was a good amount of non plot stuff to get to know the characters but like #idk? ummm like in the first ova they gave them some chill time and i wish they had done that more #s4 was an amalgamation of “FUCK NOT AGAIN JFC”#OH ACTUALLY #there was (1) episode with chill time and i loved it #despite having gone thru alot of effort to be like look!!! chibi and grougal!!! theyre bros!!! yugo spent like. 5 minutes of screentime #with them. like actually being their brother.#and like it was kinda funny because imagine like the world sorta blowing up a little and then ur child comes back just to say #'dad im rlly fucking upset. ive been to the house of the gods btw. and i met my mom.'#alibert mustve been so fkn confused hdhdbd #then again. its like. average shit for his son #alibert went from gay dad with his lil guy from a species he does not know of who basically works a farm inn to like #a literal demigod. he def has made some enemies #i remember the most abt yugo bec the hyperfix was strongest on him #current thoughts on the others in the brotherhood:#tristepin: yugos nickname did not translate well into en lmao. also my guy pls stop harrassing women?? he gets an arc ik but like. my guy.#yes specifically s1 them #amalia: i mean. she does in fact act like a spoiled 13 yr old. but like. girl they did u kinda dirty.#eva: they also did you kinda dirty. love that your the only one just sick of everyones logic defying shit.#ruel: yk what. no notes. that is the most realistic old man ive ever seen. hes hilarious #az: this mf gets his ass in trouble every five seconds. u can tell he grew up with yugo. also according to s4 he gets bitches so XD #wu's rewatch notes #thats what im calling this #wakfu

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sir-teddy-of-bear · 10 months ago

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was reading Undead Unluck with my buddy and saw this panel, wondered why i recognised the face Fuuko was making and then i realised-

the eyes are the exact same

so yeah, this cowboy and his army boyfriend are gay and very much in love, hope this helps.

#there was more incoherent screaming irl #i did lose my mind a bit over them #it’s just…fuuko’s eyes are the EXACT SAME as the dog’s and it kills me #she’s known them for like five minutes in this loop and she can already tell #they’re the pookies your honour #being honest billytella was how my friend got me into uu and boy lemme tell you #IT WAS SO WORTH IT #i’m planning fics by the dozen #uu billy #uu tella #tella #billy alfred #billytella #undead unluck #udul #your honour they are in love

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recurring-polynya · 6 months ago

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You: Would you make out with your clone? They're evil, btw.

Me, an intellectual: No, I would be too busy attacking them with my bankai, to see who has the superior Hikotsu Taihou.

Zabimaru, also(?) an intellectual(?): y not both?!

#hihiou zabimaru #they continue multitudes. or something.#reigai arc #the best part of this episode was this:#reigai renji showed up and lil p immediately goes 'that's the fake one. you can tell because he didn't do an entrance'#she was correct of course #and five minutes later real renji jumped into the fight from offscreen in full bankai shouting 'YO! Did I keep you waiting?'#anyway this whole fight whipped. truly enjoying this reigai arc rewatch

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punk-sharkz-zero · 6 months ago

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i hope every person who makes fun of food allergies has a warm pillow on both sides and has wet socks forever and ever. I hope they have a paper cut and then get lemon juice on it.

#“peanut allergies aren't real lmfaoooo” I'm going to shoot you with a bean bag gun #I see a lot of fucking jokes about people with peanut allergies and it just pisses me the hell off #like hi I'm the person with the peanut allergy here #did you know that i have done 8 years worth of desensitization #and taken medication daily then weekly for the same amount of time #just so I could live my life being able to eat more foods #and not be scared of death #and that I still have more common food allergies that can also kill me #and wherever I go I have to hope that there's something safe to eat and that the kitchen staff won't cross contaminate things #or when I can't eat food at school sometimes bc the only meal they have has shellfish and the alternative has been contaminated within #five minutes of the lunch line being open #and I have to skip lunch #this is such a random rant out of nowhere but I just saw a post about #people ignoring food restrictions/allergies/etc and it just reminded me of my own issues #thank god I haven't had problems since I was a toddler bc of how vigilant my family and I have been #I used to tell people on Halloween when I was little I had nut allergies #instead of saying trick or treat #yeah #sharkz rambles in the tags #lots of tags to read rip #I could a made this a separate post but whatevs #food allergies #rant

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july-19th-club · 1 year ago

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love season 2. i'm concussions! and i'm psychic visions! the headache brothers

#s2 might be my favorite full season hands down even though some of my favorite single episodes/emotional arcs come later #which is weird bc it also has a lot of stuff in it i DON'T like (the way gordon was handled. some annoying motws. et cetera)#but overall it's well paced entertaining has a great score as per usual for the early years . and balances intrigue with grief and fear #and they're SO headaches. the advil consumption in that household (carhold?) is in the double digits daily . ulcers forming as we speak #also croatoan is in this season! one of THE most dread-filled eps they ever did #plus of course what is & what should never be (goes without saying) all hell breaks loose part one last five minutes (goes WITHOUT saying)#etc etc #like you can tell there's a lot of gamble here but it's in a good way #um. the wizard van telepath. victor hi victor . sorry about these horrible boys . houses of the holy!! there's like zero complete misses #i think gabriel is annoying but the CONCEPT of his first episode was still great. don't love the early jodean dynamic but i like how it end #they spend a lot of time genuinely having to deal with The Law etc . the stuff that happens in this one more than even s1 sets the tone #for like everything that follows. for better or worse. the cycle of death/sacrifice/rebirth/sacrifice . the beginning of the religion angle #the expansion of the world (for a while anyway)#i'd go so far as to call it 'good television'#spn

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batsplat · 6 months ago

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marc marquez letting an italian pass him at assen? *insert here a generic joke about rossi being mad*

had marc been a real hater he’d take off the wheels and win by 16 seconds riding only chassis after receiving a tyre pressure warning

a sequel to phillip island 2003, I like it conceptually

this is his problem. (giving him a pass this weekend, see you after the summer break.) he's not enough of a hater these days, he needs to find his way again... he needs to remember some of his best work is fuelled by spite... I remember his misano 2017 where he simply refused to lose that race after those italian fuckers had gotten his head hot... he knows this is how his brain works, he can channel this, he's seen the script... misano 2019, let's not forget, he'd just lost two back-to-back dramatic last lap duels... sure, he might have been walking the championship with insulting ease, but he still had something to prove... and what does he do? he stalks the yamaha riders on friday. in misano. he comes out on track during saturday qualifying ahead of dovi and valentino, decides to dawdle and let them past. and then he jumps on valentino's rear tyre. in misano. in the first year in which valentino just wasn't an on-track rival any more he had any real competitive reason to fuck with. but had the intention of using valentino to go faster. in misano

and then he gets super mad about the resulting drama and ends up snatching the win in the subsequent last lap duel against the rookie brat who is way harder to be a hater of!! that was proper hating, like that was a weekend long masterclass in hating. man touched down on italian soil and had a mission

anyway unfortunately I do think it's harder these days, like you can't just do that to any italian? what's he gonna do at assen, get all heated up when fighting diggia - a man I regularly forget does actually have a proper vr46 link now courtesy of riding for their team - for pee five? back in the day, he did have the decency to only ever finish behind an italian at assen when one of said italians was valentino (on three occasions, '13 '15 '17)... he used to show some respect for the narrative... but y'know some good old spite probably really would help him in weekends like that to keep it together a bit more. he's got to get something going with pecco for his own sake. in assen he probably never had the pace with all the spite in the world... next year, we'd better be cooking something special

#the FUNNIEST thing about misano 2019 is that valentino was deadass just minding his own business for once in his life #you can low key tell in his interviews afterwards where he's just kinda. stares at camera. it is what it is #valentino just being a sort of free spite dispenser for marc for much of his premier class time is funny but also feels like a cheat code #like god are you going to put any effort into creating your own feuds or are you just going to coast off this one for years? lazy #//#brr brr #batsplat responds #marc should've had two italians on the podium with him at assen 2018 #but dovi randomly decided to become a terrorist for like half a minute and that was that #nobody needs to fact check this. i just have this vision in my head of dovi placing his bike in a creative place into turn one #this ask WAS responded to before saturday but there was a bunch of drafts i dozed off before getting out there... so just gonna dump now #btw i still think pecco might run off with assen next year lol. like he just clicks with that track!!#he does love some rossi speciality tracks but his father was Not racking up mugello or assen wins by big margins lol #average pecco mugello win: clears the field by five seconds. perfectly in control all weekend. leisurely sunday stroll. never in doubt #average valentino mugello win: Why Are There Claw Marks On Each Of The Podium Riders. Valentino Did You Try To Scratch Their Eyes Out #current tag

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inquisitor-julia · 2 years ago

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Iggy, my large hermit crab, on any given day: I *hate* you and I am prepared to pinch you at all times for any reason!!! I will run to a corner when you enter the room bc you are big and scary!!

Iggy when I break out the catappa leaves: LEAF??? MOTHER HAS PROVIDED LEAF???? I LIKE LEAF SLIGHTLY MORE THAN I HATE MOTHER!

#he then proceeds to crunch and devour the leaf in five minutes flat #while the other two crabs give zero fucks about the leaf #personal #text post #not dragon age #jules speaks #while i have you here in the tags did you know that with proper care hermit crabs can live for 30+ years?#but no one (no not even pet stores) will tell you how to take care of them properly when you buy them #do your research!!!#also don't get them because they don't breed in captivity and are all wild caught #most hermit crabs purchased as pets live for a few months to a year #and the ones at beach stores often have underlying conditions #from being kept in such horrible conditions #hermit crab mites mostly and those will kill a crab if not treated #this has been a hermit crab psa

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theemporium · 3 months ago

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why is this hellish roommate genuinely a mean girl from a shitty 2000s teen movie

#cece chats #like. wdym you 'forgot' to pass an invite but remembered to tell everyone else #wdym you assured everyone you would tell me and never did??#what in the disney channel bullshit is this??#why are you thirteen years old???#anyways guess i am not going out tonight🤠#unless i can apparently get ready in five minutes for an event i didn't know was happening until now

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bookwyrminspiration · 11 months ago

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i'm not convinced i'm related to my extended family. five minutes notice they're coming over. dude

#quil's unholy underworld #shitpost #can you tell i'm not close with 97% of my family #i will say. we did know they were in town #and that they might come over this afternoon #which i found out. this afternoon #and now. five minute heads up #and we only got that because they called on their way for directions #they would've just shown up otherwise #she's my favorite grandparent but the bar is quite low and oh my GOD woman please

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nobodybetterlookatme · 6 months ago

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Actually obsessed with my new coworker at the farm ajdkalsl

#not snz #apparently he's some sort of cook for a living #idk what he does i just know he works in a kitchen #but this isn't like a career move or anything for him #he's super secretive about his job for some reason?? like damn how bad is it lmao #he didn’t even tell us what he does i just managed to clock him #he's been here for like a week now and I've been going in extra days bc my boss is on vacation and someone needs to train him #kinda quiet the first couple days and didn’t really talk until you said something to him first unless he had a question #and then i said fuck like five times in the same sentence and now he talks a lot lmao #swearing like a sailor gang unite i guess #anyway i tried to hand him off to another coworker so i could go play vet for a few of our animals #but he wanted to come and i was like 😬#bc one of the animals has a nasty infected wound that needs hella care #and I'm the one who does it bc it makes everyone else sick and/or faint #and i go 'oh no it's okay i can do it it's kinda gross' and I'm telling him Why and everything #dude looks me in the face he's like 'i work in a kitchen'#I'm like bro respectfully i think this is a bit different from raw meat #and he proceeds to tell me that he watched someone cut part of their finger off???????#like wtf is going on in restaurants #so i was too floored by that response to say shit so he came with me #and to his credit he was very good with all the medical stuff like I'll give him that #he's just so deadpan about everything and it's so funny to me #also he can do a handstand for over a minute #like a few of us were sitting in the office vibing and trying to bond and he just drops that then did it like??#i know so much about this man and yet i know nothing about him #so yeah workhas been fun lately lmao

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chidoroki · 2 years ago

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Happy Mother’s Day to Isabella

(with one Isabella from almost every chapter she appears in)

#the promised neverland #tpn manga #tpn isabella #mother isabella #my edits #little different from the trio since she's absent from the entire middle of the story so i actually included flashbacks/thoughts this time #as i usually do for other series. just made those a bit darker this time so you can tell..hopefully. ones with lines are when she's kinda #there but also not..like a spirit of sorts ya know? aside from her special ch. i just wanted to use them there again. anyways im like 99%#sure this is every ch aside from ray&krone's extra chs. if i did miss one then..oops. but yeah. ik i usually do these for bdays but i #recently thought of another idea so im doing this for her now. ill start the new idea in august if all works out well. my nonsense ramblings #aside..do i have to say how much i love her or is it obvious by now? because i adore her. a totally normal amount..for surree. yuuup.#edit: not even five minutes after posting did i realize ch29 & ch130 looked way to similar.. so i switched the former. now it's better.

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empyreanmirror · 1 year ago

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i hope you know im selectively uploading things to protect you all from lies of p content

#(as in ive only uploaded the first and third one here and the other three are LOP)#not art #why? because i wasnt even the fucking one to play it i watched Asunder playing like. a few fucking scenes because he chewed #through that fucking game like he'd played it a million times (and enjoyed it). and like. i know nothing. of the game #im one of those ''if im making fanart i better know half the games lore minimum or have been playing for years (eg TES)''#but this game? I know next to nothing about it #im saving you from ''haha interesting character concepts go brr but i have to put it in my style so i know nothing AND am playing #with the characters like dolls'' content. just kidding mostly im stopping myself personally but like #its funny af bc i generally upload everything i do (yeah. i really genuinely did stop drawing for ages bc i havent been awake in this #body more than like five mins a day since spring yaddah yaddah but yeah its not that im just not uploading lmfao) and then i open #my recents and its like. I Do Not See It. its very clear that the only things i havent uploaded(or am avoiding working on BECAUSE #i dont want to upload them) are lies of p LMFAO #.... oh when i say ''if im making fanart'' i mean continuously. i do bits and pieces here and there but can you tell lies of p may become #a theme for a hot minute #god wtf has this game done to me. i really cant stand fairytale-based games nor do i ever really like soulsborne-likes lmfao #i also dont like character design when all the characters are really conventionally pretty or lean towards it #...... i fully expected to never even slightly connect w lies of p lmfao

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conflictedenthuasiast · 2 years ago

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Getting into the Stanley Parable when you realise the game is going to be 10 YEARS OLD feels weird sjshskshsk

Like a was essentially a kid when it came out so it makes sense why I didn’t get it but

WHY AM I SO AFFECTED BY IT NOW???? HOW??? WHAT????

I’m so playing this again on my birthday - maybe I’ll even try to get all the achievements but no - I’ll prob just try to annoy the Narrator

#smol child rambles #the stanley parable #the first one #because I didn’t have enough money in my steam account for both that and the ULTRA DELUXE version #all caps for ULTRA DELUXE to emphasise the DELUXEness of it #if that makes sense #it probably doesn’t #I’m making this post because I’m bored and waiting for the bus #I think it’ll be??? 23 minutes or so #wow I’m going to be semi bored for that duration #at least it isn’t too hot today 😫#should I get the stanley parable ULTRA DELUXE in the next five years of nine years???#the nine years would be how long it took for it to be released #but the first achievement telling you to go outside is just five years #therefore I can basically tell the narrator HA! I DID GO OUTSIDE YOU FOOL!#maybe I’ll stare at the doggos at the bus stop - they look cute

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peapod20001 · 1 year ago

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I wonder how many times I’ve googled whether I’m having a panic attack or an anxiety attack...

#vent #hohohahhaoho anyways #I am sooooo bad responding to things....#anyways I’m literally less than five seconds my heartbeat shot up to 144 bpm so. fun <3 my lucky number 44 wouldn’t have it any other way #anyways I need to cry but I can’t cry so you understand. I’m pacing my room and standing with locked knees #and trying not to fumble or bump into things while makin my sister a snack while smilin and being normal <3 #do u understand. ough what is with TODAY whhhhh. is it the aderall?? did the adderall fuck me up today?? or ?? wha??#oghghgg why am I so sweaty JUST in my pits like that’s the WORST spot to be sweaty in #kitty is here <3 she can sense when I’m crazy 🤪🤪#I’m at 160 now <3 ogohohoo ahhhhh I can’t lay down right like that the one thing you shouldn’t do with a fast heart rate #hoho anyways the crippling fear of not being who I need to be for the people I need in order to be #sounds chaotic and strange cus of phrasing but. you understand #anyways my heart doesn’t even get like this when I’m like. performing a full page monologue in front of my peers #I can pretend to be a cat for a minute and a half and tell the dog to stay in their place and not get into mine #uhmmm yea idk I want people to feel comfortable being serious around me and prove I’m the friend to go to for things or be the one who under #understands. but I always feel like. a pariah. is that the word? idk. when I feel confronted with things all I can do is like. run away. cry #suffer alone cus it’s what I deserve. yeaaaa I’m going insane can you tell I think this is the first time since like. February where I feeL #SO bad ugh idk what. I did this to myself the fuck?? haha. hope it doesn’t stress me to hair loss and skin picking and disorderd eating and #bad (or should I say worse HA) sleep habits. mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm sorry my problems are minuscule to others and I haven’t had a day of #any real discrimination or struggle in my life #i have everything I need. all I have to worry about is doing class work and attending lectures and watching plays. I don’t have to get thing #a myself or worry about food or a place to live. wooofff uhmmm. I wish I had someone here to squeeze me until I don’t feel like crying any #more. oh I feel so bad what the hell. and my nail is breaking ahahaha imagine. a life where my biggest problem I have to face is #a nail breaking mhmhmhaha #haha when you hold in your tears so hard your nose drenches your chin. sorry that’s gross ahaha idk what I’m doing flooding your dash with.#whatever this is. I’ll try to stop now. sorry

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